- Trust the United Nations to protect us and our security.
- Make it unlawful to worship God or even to show images of the Ten Commandments.
- Convert our universities into fortresses of anti-Americanism, hatred of freedom, and centers of confusion and ignorance.
- Encourage contempt for the family and for the community.
- Allow Hollywood to brainwash us into believing that only suckers and criminals fight for their country.
- Treat the military, the police, firefighters, and teachers as losers and pay them starvation wages.
And, for your viewing pleasure, here's Stein's famous appearance in Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
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